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   messageicon FYI – If I tell you that you’re “special to me”, know that I’m just trying to be politically correct…
←Rate | 03-24-2014 11:30 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone get the feeling that it is going to take an act of God to change anything around here?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 16:42 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always wonder who came up with the phrase "sh!ts and giggles", because the two have always been mutually exclusive for me....
←Rate | 03-31-2011 18:52 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone is wondering how to build a meth lab, Google apparently has directions on its homepage today…..
←Rate | 03-31-2011 18:21 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw an advertisement for a singles site that read, “Meet sincere singles over 40”. Thank you, but no thank you, as I'm in search of a deceitful woman...again.....
←Rate | 03-31-2011 15:02 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I see small children on leashes, I'm always tempted to run up, scratch their bellies, and ask “How old in human years?”
←Rate | 03-29-2011 17:26 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think an aptitude test, ensuring the ability to change out the finished roll of toilet paper to a new role, should be required before you are allowed to breed....
←Rate | 03-25-2011 16:48 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to take a much needed break from reality, so I'm logging off, and getting some work done...
←Rate | 03-24-2011 16:14 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says, “…please don't take this the wrong way, but…” Prepare to be judged by someone who wishes to judge you, but doesn't want to feel like an ass about it….
←Rate | 03-24-2011 10:36 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon The floggings will continue until morale improves...
←Rate | 03-23-2011 18:41 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  



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