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   messageicon I wonder if, Wes Craven died in his sleep....Or did he go out with a Scream?
←Rate | 08-31-2015 12:26 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's freezing outside..at least I don't have to walk the 20 feet for a cold beer, the ice window box is just a little stretch...
←Rate | 01-07-2015 09:13 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if I need to close one eye and fart, or sh-t and go blind
←Rate | 01-07-2015 01:35 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury
←Rate | 09-05-2014 11:43 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to solve all the children crossing the southern border illegally, put all the registered sex offenders and pedifiles there to give them candy and greet them!
←Rate | 08-02-2014 02:44 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon We'll take Justin Bieber... Roman Catholic Church Priest Diocese.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 08:29 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber BFF'S
←Rate | 01-30-2014 06:53 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from the crazy psycho killer in the trunk of a car...
←Rate | 01-17-2014 01:05 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon With my luck that Southwest plane would have landed in rebel terrorist controlled Syria!
←Rate | 01-13-2014 18:12 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Governor Chris Christie ran his pie hole for 2 hours, that explains the warmer weather!
←Rate | 01-10-2014 14:50 by Lil-David Comments (0)  



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