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   messageicon They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 17:12 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been almost ten years single. A friend asked if I masturbated a lot. I said no, I don't want to get dust all over the place.
←Rate | 12-23-2013 05:44 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to thank all the people who let me know it was snowing today, like I'm some clueless idiot.
←Rate | 12-02-2013 19:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dammit! I tried, I really tried, but Monday still found me.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 08:07 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what the big deal is about Cinco De Mayo, Heck my Grandma can beat the French
←Rate | 05-05-2013 15:21 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet it's confusing for gays with walk-in closets. You're in, you're out, you're in, you're out.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 20:32 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I get a million likes on Facebook......not a damn thing will change.
←Rate | 04-27-2013 17:44 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
←Rate | 04-15-2013 14:52 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say if you have a fear of spiders you are more likely to find one in your bedroom..............I'm really afraid of Mila Kunis.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 11:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong Un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: Obama causing problems with North Korea
←Rate | 04-09-2013 07:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess North Korea's illustrious leader is too stupid to realize if he launches an attack, North Korea will be wiped from the map.
←Rate | 04-04-2013 07:29 by K-Mac Comments (1)  


   messageicon Does anyone out there realize that reality shows are scripted and are not really reality?
←Rate | 04-03-2013 12:34 by K-Mac Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm glad I don't work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches.
←Rate | 04-01-2013 08:10 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Single Guys Day everyone....................Palm Sunday.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 07:50 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think those who wear the sagging pants should start wearing skinny jeans. At least it would be entertaining watching them trying to walk.
←Rate | 03-17-2013 21:30 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend said she was going to wash the gray right out of her hair. I said, "I wish I could do that, these days I pretty much just wash the hair out of my hair".
←Rate | 03-03-2013 10:11 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my right hand a Valentines Day card. Had to sign it with my left hand so it will be a surprise.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:51 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I don't think Christopher Dormer feels like Jason Bourne.......he feels more like bacon.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 08:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon So the Pope walks into a bar........ because now he can.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 08:34 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe the smoke coming out of that Vatican chimney while they decide on a pope is all of them smoking fatties til they can come to an agreement.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 09:00 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


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