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   messageicon Now he really IS the artist formally known as Prince
←Rate | 04-21-2016 17:54 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could have seen a better halftime show at Planned Parenthood. I miss Janet Jackson's tits.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 20:55 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nuke the Chinese! ...I mean microwave the take out
←Rate | 12-16-2015 15:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Donald Trumps Batman?
←Rate | 12-16-2015 15:31 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pee is the enemy of sleep
←Rate | 09-12-2015 11:46 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon One word: Ballgazi
←Rate | 01-22-2015 15:21 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear media: please stop rhyming things with the word "Gate"
←Rate | 01-22-2015 07:56 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon #OscarsGoWhite??? More N igs just crying b/c they want something they don't deserve. What BS!
←Rate | 01-16-2015 07:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (2)  


   messageicon I would love to put all the girls I slept with in one room to see if they can figure out what they all had in common
←Rate | 01-13-2015 14:35 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a shame that all these die-in protesters aren't actually dying
←Rate | 12-09-2014 11:21 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year
←Rate | 12-02-2014 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biden's son, another example of someone out douching their douchey parent
←Rate | 10-17-2014 07:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Joan Rivers. She was 80 years old. Her nose was 31, and her lips sadly were only 22. So young!
←Rate | 09-04-2014 15:08 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally brings some authenticity to his movie, Dead Poets Society don't ya think?
←Rate | 08-11-2014 19:19 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If ya can't beat them, kill 'em" -Tony Stewart
←Rate | 08-10-2014 11:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing my favorite game today, Gun Shots or Fireworks?
←Rate | 07-04-2014 10:38 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think after the World Cup they all have orange slices and drink capri suns after the game and then their moms pick them up in their minivans? ‪#‎SoccerSucks‬
←Rate | 06-16-2014 11:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait until all these 100 days of happiness people get to day 69. Maybe then my news feed will finally be interesting
←Rate | 05-27-2014 10:30 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women need to learn how to use Snapchat. It's only for sexting, I don't want to see pictures of your feet or your new perm
←Rate | 05-15-2014 13:36 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've officially met everyone's mother yesterday via Facebook so I'm pretty sure that takes me out of the friend zone here ladies
←Rate | 05-12-2014 08:52 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


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