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   messageicon it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?
←Rate | 03-08-2023 15:40 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls... I was in the women's bathroom.
←Rate | 02-23-2023 10:59 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Love it when my pets sigh, like whats ails you my little freeloader 😄
←Rate | 02-22-2023 08:38 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16.The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you.
←Rate | 12-07-2014 11:01 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there
←Rate | 01-29-2014 19:28 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok it has been 9 hours now...I wonder how many people already messed their New Years resolution up???
←Rate | 01-01-2014 10:11 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jons Memorial Day Advice. Don't forget! • Burgers • Beer • Sun screen • Toothpaste • Cheese • Hot dog buns • 9/11 • The Alamo • Dre
←Rate | 05-28-2012 13:56 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a sign that said 'NO PARKING' so I took out a sharpie & now it says 'NO PARKING UNLESS YOU ARE AWESOME' & now I found a parking spot.
←Rate | 05-12-2012 14:10 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like fine wines; you can try to sell them at auctions, but Liam Neeson will find you, and he will kill you.
←Rate | 05-12-2012 12:44 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistically speaking, roughy 118% of all people over-exaggerate.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 20:40 by Jon Comments (0)  



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