Joker Funny Status Messages

   it OK to cut in front of someone wearing all Camouflage?

   My noise reduction feature on my new hearing aid dosen't work..... I can still hear my wife yapping.

   Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.

   Beer bottle: "Break me and you get one year bad luck." Mirror: "Are you kidding, break me you get seven years bad luck." Condom: Ha ha ha, and walks away.

   I think politeness is important. That's why I offer my seat to a lady when I get off the bus.

   All this beer drinking I do gives me a hangover. It's really noticeable when I stand sideways.

   The best part of Valentine's day, is the next days 50% off sale on the box chocolate candy.

   Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's day, then the side chick is you.

   The penalty for bigamy is having two mother in-laws.

   Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough, that's why we have two hands.