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   messageicon Beyonce is sending prayers to her hometown of Houston... I bet if Harvey was a BLM protester tearing things up she'd be sending bail money.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 14:57 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not usually one to brag, but I was able to get my daily recommended calorie intake for weight loss down in just one sitting!
←Rate | 04-25-2017 15:38 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like everybody judges me when I say Worcestershire sauce...
←Rate | 04-10-2017 16:59 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy standing in front of me should probably step out of line and go grab himself some sort of antidiarrheal medication. All he had to do was sneeze for me to be pretty sure that he has the stomach flu...
←Rate | 03-08-2017 17:59 by John Y Comments (1)  


   messageicon Here's a thought...How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
←Rate | 03-06-2017 16:17 by John Y Comments (1)  


   messageicon If psychics and palm readers knew anything they'd have hand washing stations.
←Rate | 02-20-2017 13:01 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You know I'm a dude right?" Are not the words you want whisped in your ear today!
←Rate | 02-14-2017 17:16 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
←Rate | 02-13-2017 15:20 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided on my Valentine's Day date...Its going to be whoever sits down next to me at Fricker's. Fingers crossed that its a girl this year!
←Rate | 02-13-2017 15:19 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine's day. Just an FYI.
←Rate | 02-13-2017 15:17 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon How was the peaceful protest at Berkeley last night? Did they quitely sing kumbaya?
←Rate | 02-02-2017 15:46 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Children's berry flavored delsym on the rocks... For when you're sick but still want a drink to sip on.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 19:00 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy's if you want to do your own thing in the upcoming new year, get your wife/girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue for christmas.
←Rate | 12-01-2016 13:35 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now when she say's "deplorable" does she mean like when her husband stuck a cigar in places it didn't belong? I'm just trying to set a precedent here...
←Rate | 09-29-2016 22:59 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now Dammit! The sign says "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." It said nothing of pants! It's so hot...
←Rate | 08-11-2016 12:36 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon anybody else hoping to see John Hinckley Jr at the next Hillary rally?
←Rate | 07-29-2016 14:48 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not the heat, it's the humidity...That's just dumb, and it shows your stupidity!
←Rate | 07-28-2016 16:33 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.
←Rate | 07-26-2016 16:44 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon The FBI interviewed the Orlando Shooter 3 times. Just an FYI to you killary supporters that think she's so great.
←Rate | 07-08-2016 15:27 by John Y Comments (2)  


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