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   messageicon I wonder. Is it considered non-kosher to watch a Kevin Bacon movie?
←Rate | 10-13-2013 21:05 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aaron Hernandez is going to jail as a Tight End and will leave jail as a Wide Receiver
←Rate | 06-26-2013 11:19 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy birthday America, you lovable old geezer!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 22:16 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's one thing the internet has taught me over the years.... It's that alot of money would be saved during the deconstruction of old buildings if we just fired some angry birds at them.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:37 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at Muppet labs with Dr Honeydew and Beaker trying to come up with a cure for dance fever. It's going well, although we've accidentally blown up Beaker 3 times. He's such a trooper.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 22:55 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm organizing a bear wash to raise money for my favorite charity "The society for prevention of cruelty to Hobbits". Come to my house and I'll wash any pet bear you have, Grizzly Bear, Polar Bear, Black Bear etc. No Chicago Bears though, far too crazy!
←Rate | 09-27-2011 22:48 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know da day is off to a bad start when you realize you put your dirty socks in the toaster, two slices of bread in the toilet and peed in the laundry hamper.
←Rate | 09-03-2011 23:13 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Angry Birds could use some anger management counselling. Mellow out, my cranky avian bros!
←Rate | 09-03-2011 23:11 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm canadian and I want to say to America, Hey I love you guys, but seriously, you gotta take Jersey Shore off the air! You guys work on that and we'll see what we can do about Nickleback and Justin Beiber.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 23:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's amazing how a blue fish with memory trouble can be such a great motivational speaker! "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming".
←Rate | 07-13-2011 20:54 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many cool gadgets around. The iPad, iPhone, iPod, etc. It's strange though, none of the electronics stores seem to have this iCarly thing that the kids are all talking about.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 08:44 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Definition of a guy who knows nothing about women: A guy who thinks PMS is that american tv channel that shows like Nova and Antiques Roadshow come on.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 13:34 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon To that person who long, long ago, first looked at coffee beans and thought "You know, I bet we could make some kind of hot drink out of these things!", I THANK YOU. VERY VERY MUCH! :)
←Rate | 06-22-2011 13:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fortunatly the end of the world didn't occur today. Sam and Frodo managed to reach Mount Doom and destroy the ring of power. Golemn didn't make it though.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 21:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at Camp Crystal Lake, being followed by this huge guy in a hockey mask holding a machete. He must be following us to make sure we're safe. Gee, what a nice guy.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 14:25 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a commercial for the new movie "Hop". I don't think I'll ever look at jellybeans the same way again! ;)
←Rate | 03-31-2011 13:03 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
←Rate | 03-25-2011 12:27 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  


   messageicon I ate some green cheese yesterday, thinking it was green for St Patricks day. Turns out it was just really bad cheese! I've been sitting on this toilet for 14 hours.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 06:43 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that old Paris Hilton song "Stars are blind" today. Still stinks! Listening to that song is probily more painful than getting a prostate exam from Freddy Kruger!
←Rate | 03-16-2011 17:55 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words of wisdom #1: Never buy brownies at Snoop Dogs bake sale.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 13:20 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


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