Jeff W Funny Status Messages

   Lent is almost here! Time to get your Ash in church!

   DELTA = Don't Ever Leave The Airport

   Wow, I've been on the No Sugar Diet for one day and have already lost ... my will to live.

   So you can catch HIV from being in Two and a Half Men

   Congrats to Lamar Odom. The first guy to have cocaine and bookers actually save his marriage.

   Tossing back a drink for all of the presidents who died...so that we could have a day off work. Salute!

   Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.

   I wonder how much of a deduction I would get in figure skating by having to keep one hand on the wall the whole time?

   The fastest way to get my son out the door on a school morning is to ask him if he wants a hug...

   I'm taking my family to see the Nutcracker on Saturday. Of course I'm talking about my mother-in-law, not the show.