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   messageicon Too many snakes and not enough ladders these days
←Rate | 02-06-2014 17:06 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Year I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my ex...... Box One
←Rate | 02-04-2014 14:44 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please
←Rate | 02-01-2014 10:09 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ts not attractive to constantly look surprised! So get your crayons out and sketch a different pair of eyebrows please
←Rate | 02-01-2014 10:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Omg look at my baby scans, they are so original and definitely don't look exactly the same as every other baby in the world.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 08:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not my fault I'm dyslexic, it's in my NDA.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 16:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently “bae” means “before anyone else.” I always thought it was an extremely ghetto word for “babe”...
←Rate | 01-08-2014 17:25 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just want to wish all my beautiful Facebook friends a Happy New Year. And for all those who get offended by my posts. I hope you die in 2014
←Rate | 12-29-2013 19:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies no amount of alcohol should ever make you go barefoot in the club. You are not Wilma Flintstone
←Rate | 12-12-2013 15:55 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe
←Rate | 12-12-2013 14:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a female exercise partner. When I say exercise I mean emotionless sex.
←Rate | 11-21-2013 14:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paris Hilton is the kind of girl who would buy tickets to see Xbox Live.
←Rate | 11-20-2013 17:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, its called Tester.. Hope she likes it.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:57 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed people who work in designer stores have attitudes like they can afford to not work in a store?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My iPhone is like a time machine. I go to spend a couple of minutes on Twitter and Facebook and suddenly it's an hour later
←Rate | 11-17-2013 18:34 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I nearly had a threesome tonight. All I needed was two more people
←Rate | 11-12-2013 15:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closer I get to the toielt, the worse I have to go. It never fails
←Rate | 11-11-2013 14:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever get angry at one of my posts, the last thing you should do is tell me about it. That just makes it even funnier for me
←Rate | 11-10-2013 17:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


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