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   messageicon Gas is so cheap now that Porter Ranch is giving it away!
←Rate | 01-21-2016 12:11 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon My money is on Sacha Baron Cohen playing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the biopic.
←Rate | 04-20-2013 00:08 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of drinking beer today I'm drinking wine, because I have a cold and wine has vitamin C.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 12:36 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Muse is more than Musicians United for Safe Energy. It's an okay band too!
←Rate | 02-13-2013 01:23 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not even a gun range has enough good guys with a gun to stop one bad guy with a gun!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:00 by Hot Tea Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'll start to believe video games cause people to be violent when I see someone get arrested for killing a pig by slingshotting a bird at it.
←Rate | 01-07-2013 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me insensitive but I'm going ahead and declaring Art Modell's passing as the Browns first win this season. 1-0 baby!
←Rate | 09-07-2012 02:02 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 18:14 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you say Jesus backwards it sounds just like "sausage."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 18:36 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 20:49 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a plan that will give us oil for hundreds of more years. Unfortunately, it hinges on the Earth being shaped like a tube of toothpaste.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 03:39 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romania's entire government has a complete collapse today and the #1 item on the news is some has-been country singer getting popped for being drunk.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 23:39 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus: "Spare the lives of the over 30,000 children due to die from starvation today or help Tebow log a symbolic 316 yards against the Steelers? Hmmm..."
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:08 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please note that I have obtained Mad Swagger.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 15:03 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon pulled over by the cops and they asked me if I had been drinking. I asked, "Why, is there a fat girl in the back?" He said, "Nope, there's two." I said, "Well, I guess I have!"
←Rate | 11-21-2011 11:55 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 14:40 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed, like, 15 zombies already! How come they are all holding candy?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 16:45 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boyfriend doesn't like bacon. I like him a lot, but I don't know how much longer we're going to last.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 12:23 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness."
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:53 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:52 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


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