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   messageicon Confucius Say...Women who wear Wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.
←Rate | 12-27-2010 15:44 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I am going to make my own beer. I'll call it Responsibly, that way competitors will do all my advertising. Please drink Responsibly!
←Rate | 12-27-2010 15:27 by Heather25 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Does not set out to shock or offend anyone, but also does not do anything to prevent it.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:51 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your ex says: "You'll never find someone like me" you are supposed to turn around and say: "God I sure hope not!!"
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:46 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people ask "What were you thinking?" OBVIOUSLY, I thought I was going to get AWAY with it!
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:38 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks given the choice between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, I would prefer Parkinson's. I would rather spill a little beer rather than forget where I put it.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 13:37 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??
←Rate | 12-22-2010 15:30 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that if you see someone healthy parking in a handicapped zone, when they exit their car, you should be able to make an honest person out of them!
←Rate | 12-22-2010 15:13 by Heather25 Comments (3)  


   messageicon So tell me, how DO you keep up with all your lies?
←Rate | 12-10-2010 16:45 by Heather25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dare you to walk into the cookie factory and say "Hi I'm here to apply for the fudge packer position".
←Rate | 12-10-2010 16:23 by Heather25 Comments (0)  



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