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   messageicon A deuchbag of your magnitude could cleanse a whales vagina.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 14:19 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take two, you know you got good bud when you stink up the whole HOUSE before you spark it. Sorry I'm high :D
←Rate | 10-21-2011 08:25 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says to me "hi how are you" I say "high how are you" and they never seem to get it.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 02:28 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)
←Rate | 07-12-2011 09:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next up on espn , womans soc... click.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 12:43 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife told me " it would be nice if you loaded the dishwasher once in a while after we eat." So after dinner tonight I'm going to buy her a 5th of jack.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 06:11 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 17:32 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 09:57 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:00 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey youtubers, if your clip wasn't funny the first time around chances are reshowing it in slow mo isn't going to make it any funnier.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 08:55 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so sick of hearing about the rapture... Shut up already, if it happens we'll have all eternity to talk about it in he'll.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 04:39 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon AT&T should make a commercial with the pink dress girl naked and say, hey tmobile where is your clothes? And the girl can say you bought it right off my back.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 22:31 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
←Rate | 03-21-2011 09:10 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm at a bar I aways look for a girl who has a tattoo. I see a tattoo, and I think, here's a girl who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 09:45 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I told my girlfriend to come over because no one is home. I don't know why she was so mad when she arrived to my empty house. I said "no one".
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:54 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Missing wife and dog. Reward for dog.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 14:08 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:09 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 34 days till steak and rh day! :D
←Rate | 02-08-2011 11:34 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:42 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, men don't think like that. We think I wanna screw her! No sleep involved
←Rate | 02-06-2011 21:38 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


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