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   messageicon Don't make me take my bra off.... Because without it.... you will see I have bigger balls than any guy out there!
←Rate | 07-19-2015 01:54 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon i went and refilled my prescription for my antidepressants... Because Happy Meals just don't seem to work for me!
←Rate | 05-07-2015 23:06 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lesson learned.... Don't walk into a car dealership's service department and say 'I was told I need two shots of lube in my rear end'.... Awkward!!!
←Rate | 12-13-2014 23:54 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah... I may be old... But I'm still hot..... They just come in flashes now!
←Rate | 07-30-2014 16:06 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking of going on an alcohol diet.... As I need to lose a few days!
←Rate | 07-27-2014 22:42 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies... When they say it's all downhill after 40... Just know.... They're talking about gravity!
←Rate | 07-21-2014 23:47 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash... and it is gone!
←Rate | 07-11-2013 12:05 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you!
←Rate | 07-11-2013 12:00 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call sex on a Greyhound bus? The 3 foot high club!
←Rate | 07-06-2013 01:46 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grandma learned that 50 Shades of Grey... was not a book about hair colour!
←Rate | 01-22-2013 20:29 by Dani Comments (0)  



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