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   messageicon Let's make humility great again.
←Rate | 01-18-2017 12:53 by CzovCzov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.
←Rate | 03-30-2016 00:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
←Rate | 03-28-2016 11:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support
←Rate | 03-28-2016 08:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon the Republican Presidential race sounds as substantial as Keeping up with the Kardashians.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 00:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm turning over a new leaf" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman
←Rate | 03-21-2016 07:35 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:08 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only if some people knew how silly, stupid and ridiculous they look while holding a selfie stick...
←Rate | 03-09-2016 14:29 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yikes. don't google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
←Rate | 03-08-2016 12:35 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are about two elections away from deciding President by monster truck rally or burping contest.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 23:49 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is the Kanye West of white folks.
←Rate | 02-25-2016 11:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why disappoint others, when you can disappoint yourself.
←Rate | 02-22-2016 12:55 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the history of earth, no woman has ever successfully changed a man yet they keep trying to this very day.
←Rate | 02-18-2016 12:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dance like its back in 1999 when no one had a camera phone.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 13:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drink until the bottle is emptier than you.
←Rate | 02-12-2016 01:30 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You seem too lazy to file a restraining order. I like you.
←Rate | 02-08-2016 13:55 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Netflix and panic attack?
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon How scary stories will be told in the future: “..and that's when he realized HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN.” **everyone screams in terror**
←Rate | 02-01-2016 11:19 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon “We don't lick people!” - Lies adults tell kids
←Rate | 01-27-2016 01:09 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steven Tyler's mic stand has so many scarves on it that I always thought he was just screaming at Johnny Depp and trying to strangle him.
←Rate | 12-30-2015 13:04 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


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