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   messageicon Let's make humility great again.
←Rate | 01-18-2017 12:53 by CzovCzov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.
←Rate | 03-30-2016 00:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
←Rate | 03-28-2016 11:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support
←Rate | 03-28-2016 08:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon the Republican Presidential race sounds as substantial as Keeping up with the Kardashians.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 00:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm turning over a new leaf" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman
←Rate | 03-21-2016 07:35 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump is like Ambien endorsing Cyanide.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:08 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only if some people knew how silly, stupid and ridiculous they look while holding a selfie stick...
←Rate | 03-09-2016 14:29 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yikes. don't google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
←Rate | 03-08-2016 12:35 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are about two elections away from deciding President by monster truck rally or burping contest.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 23:49 by Czovczov Comments (0)  



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