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   messageicon That cat had more yards the. Jason Witten 🤪❤️
←Rate | 11-04-2019 23:46 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next person that talks politics with me I'm kicking in the crotch. I don't care if they elect a pineapple into office. It's all one big game anyway.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 04:02 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest I am to having any "Swag" is the Old Spice Swagger deodorant, sitting in my bathroom cabinet.
←Rate | 07-07-2012 07:11 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still not entirely sure what instagram is
←Rate | 07-06-2012 00:22 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone wonder why Internet explorer 9 has commercials? When it comes with every computer anyway, and its free to download?
←Rate | 05-09-2012 01:27 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves getting the mail at 3:30 in the afternoon. If my postman were any lazier I'd say he was Puerto Rican
←Rate | 04-20-2012 15:33 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cars really exploded as easily as they do in movie's, I wouldn't have made it hope from the delivery room.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 03:35 by CHris Comments (0)  


   messageicon It should be against the rules to post anything depressing on Facebook. Shout out to a deceased relative, ok. But no one cares if your goldfish is sick and you hate your life. I dont even care if my goldfish is sick.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 14:28 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live life on the edge, when I go grocery shopping I place all my eggs in the same basket! Thats just how I roll.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 17:22 by chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon ok its almost March....all the people that joined my gym in January for their new years resolution can stop now, I'm tired of waiting to use machines
←Rate | 02-24-2012 17:18 by Chris Comments (0)  



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