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   messageicon If you had to choose between your husband and winning the lottery… Which designer purse would you buy 1st?
←Rate | 02-22-2013 22:27 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or is Ed Hardy and Affliction in an all out war with each other to make the douchiest t-shirt possible. These things are like 95% rhinestones and glitter, these shirts scream I touch myself when I watch Brokeback Mountain.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 20:27 by bunnyguts Comments (6)  


   messageicon Tiger Woods: "I regret leaving Buddhism for Bootyism".
←Rate | 02-19-2010 12:43 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that there's gotta be a Heaven, cause I've already done my time in Hell.
←Rate | 12-30-2009 10:46 by BunnyGuts Comments (0)  


   messageicon was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:50 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:42 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:41 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:38 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:29 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
←Rate | 10-28-2009 08:20 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  



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