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   messageicon Imagine surviving Covid19 then China releases Covid19S Plus Pro
←Rate | 04-07-2020 19:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.
←Rate | 03-25-2020 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw my auto insurance agent use a calculator to calculate 2017-2013 to show me it's been 4 years......... time for a new insurance company. 😅
←Rate | 10-17-2017 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon See what happens when you name a hurricane after a man! He won't ask directions, wanders around lost, leaves a mess and doesn't clean up after himself!
←Rate | 08-31-2017 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey UNITED, my ex is flying from Atlanta to San Antonio, flight 2145 row 12, seat D. Do your thing
←Rate | 04-12-2017 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon All voicemails from my Dad start with "HELLO! HELLO!" and end with him trying to dial another number.
←Rate | 04-02-2017 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most girls will spend Valentine's day alone because their boyfriends will be with their wives
←Rate | 02-14-2017 13:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When we went to Mexico, he didn't even bring up the "wall" he choked!" -Hillary
←Rate | 10-19-2016 21:32 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon A snake can shed its skin, but it will always be a snake. Remember that before allowing people back into your life.
←Rate | 08-08-2016 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember fellas, no matter how good or so hot she looks, and yet she's single it most likely means someone got tired of putting up with her B.S.
←Rate | 08-06-2016 23:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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