BAD GUY Funny Status Messages

   Why do women even try to talk about football? Do you see guys in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies?

   I wonder if Stevie Wonder knows he's black?

   Shut up unless you want your next period to come out through your nose.

   Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.

   Some people are as useless as a "Sign in" button for Myspace.

   If you were twice as smart, you'd still be the stupidest person I know!

   You know its time to move on when you start falling asleep during sex.

   During sex, do you think midgets do it puppystyle?

   Oh, I saw your new boyfriend. So what happened to your standards?

   Before having sex with a woman finger her and put it to her nose if she jumps back, kick that b*tch out.