@zubindalal1 Funny Status Messages

   Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!

   Most ‪‎friends‬ these days are so ‪‎fake‬ ..I'm sure if we turned them around we would find "Made in China" stickers on their asses !!!!

   I Say: A Joke is like s*x. Not good if you don't get it

   Heard about the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

   Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1.

   International Women’s Day……Cause it’s not like you want attention on any other day…

   Knowing its International Women’s Day is the only thing I know about women.

   Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine’s Day.

   Just realised why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit.

   Men need 100% talent to succeed in life....... Women need only 4%..... because the remaining 36+24+36 helps..