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   messageicon The ONLY 2 acceptable excuses a man can't spend time with his child is if he's DEAD or IN JAIL, Happy Father's Day
←Rate | 06-16-2013 01:58 by @seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon WELCOME TO FACEBOOK - The place where people add you as a friend and walk past you in the street.....
←Rate | 07-18-2012 01:34 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Father's Day to all the Dads who went out to get some milk, & actually came back home.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:17 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flirting words = "Big head", "Punk", "Ugly", & "We gone fight."" ;)
←Rate | 06-07-2012 11:23 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BOSS: Built On Self Success.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 16:13 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never figured "HECK" is a combination of Hell and Fcuuk.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 10:47 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goku had died and been ressurrected so many times it would make a Hindu dizzy.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 15:06 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000"
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:41 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon B!tch If you can't fit your tweet into 140 characters, maybe you should shut the hell up.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:41 by @Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is like school .. you miss a period & you're in trouble.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 15:07 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  



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