@kalleygirl Funny Status Messages

   When a guy says he's looking for a "Country Girl" that doesn't mean he's looking for a girl that's been plowed more times then the family farm. 🐽🐮

   There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them. 👌🏻

   Remember Snooki? Yeah me neither, it's like she disappeared! That's because she went back to her real name, Danny Devito... 😂

   To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas gift.... 📕📗 They are due back at the library today. 😂😂😂

   It was so cold today in D.C. that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. 😂😳

   Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER

   You know, if Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it's time to take a break. We need your full commitment over here!

   "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been..." "Ma'am, please just vote and exit the booth!

   SCOOBY DOO taught us that all the REAL monsters ARE human... 🙈🙉🙊

   Why is Kim K. like KFC? After you've finished with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. 🍗🍖🤑🤑😂😂😂