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   messageicon I get fewer Valentines than Christmas cards. ....I got one Christmas card
←Rate | 02-13-2011 17:28 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon 127 Hours would have been better if immediately after he cut off his arm the rock shifted and landed on his foot.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 13:02 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon 127 Hours would have been better if immediately after he cut off his arm the rock shifted and landed on his foot.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 12:22 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.” - Mark Twain
←Rate | 01-06-2011 13:18 by @Jimboleem Comments (2)  


   messageicon I don't need to watch "Desperate Housewives". I have Face book !
←Rate | 01-04-2011 14:35 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to the doctors today, he said ive got John McEnroe syndrome... I said..YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS !!!
←Rate | 01-02-2011 20:50 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I look like I'm being bashful chances are I'm just trying to cover my nose, because when you talk I can smell your teeth dying.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 18:58 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon They're making everything bigger these days. This bus is at least twice as big as the one I rode as a kid.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 22:13 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does it mean when a girl calls you 2 or 3 times every single day? I mean aside from the fact that she works for MasterCard™.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 12:43 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just read that California leads the nation in depression cases and adultery. ....What a sad state of affairs.
←Rate | 12-19-2010 12:36 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  



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