@DonSixx Funny Status Messages

   I read CAPS LOCK words in a Billy Mays voice

   Dear Math, Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. You're so annoying! Now we know why she left you. Sincerely, Students.

   Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.

   Keep calm and mentally undress your celebrity crush

   That awkward moment when your parents are looking over your shoulder at your Facebook page, and you dont know what to do..

   Dear Superman, I understand... I have a weakness for a certain type of rock too. Sincerely, Lindsay Lohan..

   When I sing I think I sound like an angel.. (; When really, I sound like a dying walrus!

   If I die, I'm gonna become a ghost....... and watch attractive people shower....

   If I had nickel for everyime you made me angry, I'd put them in a bag and beat you with them.

   feeling like a boss when you type without looking and you dont make any mistakes