friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully back to when we could afford groceries.

   Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.

   Help control the pet population, eat at a Chinese restaurant this weekend.

   As the weekend approaches remember this, " A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. ”

   I live every day like it's Friday the 13th.

   Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."

   The first five days after the weekend are always hard.

   John Travolta’s cat gets very itchy for a few hours every weekend, because it’s got Saturday Night Flea Fur.

   If you bought a fruitcake this past weekend, you have until March 2035 to eat it.

   Damn, Girl. Are you Black Friday? 'Cause I'm wondering what your deal is.