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   messageicon I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 13:05 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
←Rate | 01-31-2011 21:25 by Joe Comments (4)  


   messageicon a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:48 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:01 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls
←Rate | 12-09-2010 23:56 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use the aging app on your kids and you may find out who the daddy is
←Rate | 07-17-2019 22:16 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 08:32 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
←Rate | 03-25-2011 16:04 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....
←Rate | 06-28-2012 10:13 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 by JOE Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Deep Thought: Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.
←Rate | 09-03-2019 03:08 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rise up against E.D. The Erectial Disfuction epedemic should not be taken softly...
←Rate | 09-17-2019 05:20 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to serve eggs for breakfast? Omelette you guys decide..
←Rate | 09-19-2019 04:44 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you by the letters W T F.
←Rate | 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.
←Rate | 06-19-2010 15:39 by Joe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.
←Rate | 09-03-2019 03:08 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 13:30 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".
←Rate | 12-07-2010 13:42 by Joe Comments (1)  


   messageicon alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:00 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...
←Rate | 12-02-2012 19:17 by joe Comments (0)  



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