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   messageicon OK ladies....College football starts tonight!! You may now start to cheat, shop or whatever.....Just shut up and stay out of the Man Cave!!
←Rate | 09-01-2011 13:13 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
←Rate | 03-01-2013 19:47 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't wear the label people give you!! They only know you're name and not your story and one day eventually some of them will end up having to kiss your ass!!
←Rate | 04-13-2011 19:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, if you are ever watching 'Indecent Proposal' and your wife or girlfriend asks: "Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?" Just lie!!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 19:04 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo....not 1 yard will be mowed today!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 12:40 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a mom or wife that is an awesome mother don't post it here....get ur lazy ass up and go tell her in person!!
←Rate | 05-08-2011 20:22 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet was a romantic love story.... It was a relationship between a 13 yr old and 17 yr old that lasted 3 days and resulted in 6 deaths.... Sincerely, Everyone that has actually read the story!
←Rate | 03-29-2012 21:01 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip #392: Don't ever, ever start an argument with your wife with "Your f**kin' mother"......
←Rate | 05-31-2011 11:40 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher!!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:41 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our kids are losing their imagination....hopefully soon they will have an app for that!!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 20:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!
←Rate | 07-02-2012 21:22 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings must be a 49er fan!! They have added a power button right beside the sprinkler system!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see a kid about 4 - 7 years old with a mullet I can almost guarantee you there is a meth lab at his house and I would just like to go smack his parents!!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 13:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to wonder what'd it be like to read other people's minds....I got Facebook and now I am over it!!
←Rate | 01-29-2013 17:44 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 06:20 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny to watch you girls on Facebook whine and cry about your drama in one status and then the next....10 mins later "Pedi's, mani's now and drinks with my besties later, life is great"!!
←Rate | 07-06-2012 23:24 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is impossible to unscrew a blown light bulb and not shake it to make sure you hear little pieces bouncing around!! I've tried, I can't!!
←Rate | 09-24-2011 09:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe if a tree and a woman fall in the woods....the woman still makes the noise!!
←Rate | 06-20-2013 18:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the people that really died yesterday got up to Heaven and was like "WTF?? Where in the heII is everybody else"??
←Rate | 12-22-2012 17:52 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if the T Mobile commercial gets your attention because you thought you heard "Walking in an Orgy Wonderland"!! Gets me every time!!
←Rate | 12-25-2011 17:46 by urboyblue Comments (0)  



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