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X Due to the holiday my status will be closed... I Will reopen tomorrow at 8am. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.. Enjoy your day people!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-05-2011 06:38 by snotty Comments (0)

X ■If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ~D.Larson

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-05-2011 09:48 by snotty Comments (0)

X "Addadictome",,,,,,,,,,,,,You know,, It's a procedure,,,, I think Chaz Bono had it.

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-05-2011 18:13 by snotty Comments (0)

X Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-05-2011 07:57 by snotty Comments (0)

X says I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-23-2011 13:29 by Snotty Comments (0)

X says ..Hey,,, Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his neighbor in the woods?

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-24-2011 07:41 by snotty Comments (0)

X Hey,,Just started reading "The Chubby Checker Story". No spoilers please,,,,,,, apparently there's a twist.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-29-2011 16:29 by snotty Comments (0)

X Ummm,,,,Why do all these old bands keep copying glee songs?

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-29-2011 20:13 by snotty Comments (0)

X I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music,, denigrate means ‘put down'.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-01-2011 15:17 by snotty Comments (0)

X is I promise to avoid all cliches like the plague.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-02-2011 18:04 by snotty Comments (0)

X (texting from my jail cell)Yesterday was International Ninja Day, when people were encouraged to carry toy weapons and wear black masks. And as I found out the hard way, my bank wasn't celebrating it.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-06-2011 17:27 by snotty Comments (0)

X Molasses is surprisingly tasty,,,, However, I have to admit,,, I have never actually tried any other parts of a mole yet,,so,,,,,,

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:00 by snotty Comments (0)

X Ugghhh ! I literaly just saw a chicken cross the road in front of my car,,, and FORGOT to stop and ask him why......... (Stupid,stupid,stupid,me)

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-16-2011 15:49 by snotty Comments (0)

X I LOVE sleeping,,,,,, It's like being dead,,, Without all the commitment

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-07-2012 13:35 by snotty Comments (0)

X The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-11-2012 17:49 by snotty Comments (0)

X I have a theory that the world will end in 5105, and we've been reading the Mayan calendar upside down

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-11-2012 18:04 by snotty Comments (2)

X I heard that people who talk to themselves tend to be extremely smart.. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-12-2012 13:01 by snotty Comments (0)

X I'm so old... I grew up in an era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-18-2012 20:08 by snotty Comments (0)

X I'm wearing my pajamas and buying booze at 10 am on a Tuesday…Yeah,,I probably don't need a receipt

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-18-2012 20:11 by snotty Comments (0)

X I was thinkin,,,The obituaries section in the newspaper would be more interesting if they told you how the person died.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-18-2012 20:16 by snotty Comments (0)