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   messageicon you know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 19:22 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids Say The Darndest Things: Such as "This Puddin' Pop tastes like roofies"
←Rate | 12-03-2014 20:52 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We'll see about that.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 19:29 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't help but wonder if Bill Cosby's roofies tasted llike a Puddin' Pops.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:27 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been three days since bono's luggage fell from his private jet and he "still hasn't found what he's looking for" Eh?
←Rate | 11-17-2014 23:37 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon not having to set an alarm is one of the greatest feelings EVER!
←Rate | 05-05-2017 23:23 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess you could say it's my own fault for ignoring the words "directed by Tyler Perry"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 22:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a $hit?
←Rate | 08-16-2014 16:42 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't get a chance to check instagram today....does anyone know if the sun set this evening?
←Rate | 08-17-2013 13:34 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hate conflict........unless you guys like it,in that case I love it.
←Rate | 05-06-2017 16:00 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q:Do yo want to know how to tell if you're listening to a Jason Derulo song? A: He will tell you in the first 19 seconds.
←Rate | 09-10-2017 20:19 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always heard to "live everyday like it was your last" but noticed how much people will actually frown upon that kinda lifestyle.
←Rate | 09-29-2014 01:38 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat will only eat the most expensive cat food out there.....and also lick his own butt hole.
←Rate | 12-14-2014 16:31 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon True story: one time I said "excuse me" to my own reflection into a glass door headed back into the bar
←Rate | 07-15-2015 21:32 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon things that will never be said #2638: "Boy that Steve Bushemi sure is a good lookin fella"
←Rate | 08-10-2013 11:03 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon At 37 years old today I think aim in the "Rocky V" stage of my life. #shouldastoppedafterDrago
←Rate | 07-14-2014 21:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
←Rate | 09-09-2017 14:59 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say about identity theft. Fool me once,shame on you,fool me twice shame on you because you're me now.
←Rate | 09-22-2017 17:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon this bar sucks so much I just played every Nickelback song I could find on the jukebox and walked out......take that as$ clowns!
←Rate | 05-07-2013 19:19 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Fats Dominoe. Even though I thought you died like 20 years ago it still hurts. Ain’t That a Shame”?
←Rate | 10-25-2017 22:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


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