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   messageicon "Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
←Rate | 10-13-2017 06:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
←Rate | 04-14-2017 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 11:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 19:03 by Eddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, "Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Obviously confused I asked, "Why? Don't we have any vases?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?
←Rate | 03-08-2013 13:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok by friday;)
←Rate | 06-15-2013 05:13 by Arda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
←Rate | 08-10-2012 08:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…
←Rate | 08-03-2013 20:28 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?
←Rate | 11-25-2010 22:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like I'm livin out the movie friday in this damn recession.... Got cereal, no milk.. Got ham, no bread... Got koolaid, no sugar FML
←Rate | 07-29-2011 00:40 by Nikkj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
←Rate | 01-13-2017 11:09 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we always have to lose an hour on the weekend to make it shorter? Why cant Spring forward happen on a Friday afternoon so we can leave work earlier for happy hour?
←Rate | 03-15-2010 06:17 Comments (0)  



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