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Gun sales hit #1 record for a Black Friday sales item.
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11-27-2017 04:50
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Went to a Black Friday thing a my sweetheart’s house… all clothes were 100% off.
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11-25-2017 05:37
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Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up on brain-dead zombies. Oh wait. Sorry, wrong channel. This is "The View".
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01-13-2018 11:13
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How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
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12-03-2012 06:23
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I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.
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11-12-2013 19:03 by Eddie
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If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
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04-14-2017 11:36
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"Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
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10-13-2017 06:05
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In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.
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01-13-2012 13:27
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Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.
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03-22-2013 11:22
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In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
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07-30-2010 15:00
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Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?
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03-08-2013 13:13
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Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.
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04-12-2011 22:22
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Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
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03-22-2013 08:58
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Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok by friday;)
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06-15-2013 05:13 by Arda
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Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
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08-10-2012 08:25
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Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, "Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Obviously confused I asked, "Why? Don't we have any vases?
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04-23-2011 08:00
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My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…
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08-03-2013 20:28 by Steve OH
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Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls
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11-22-2012 19:16
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Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?
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11-25-2010 22:29
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