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Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
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03-23-2024 08:16 by
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I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!
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12-03-2023 09:29 by
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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.
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11-19-2023 19:14
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This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.
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05-05-2023 22:21 by
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In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
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01-19-2023 02:05
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Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.
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01-06-2023 19:59
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My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
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01-06-2023 01:02
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Mary had a bearded clam-Her pubes were white as snow-And everywhere that Mary went-She'd give the boys a show.
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06-12-2022 16:55 by
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Doing my spring cleaning, which is very similar to my winter cleaning which kind of resembles my autumn cleaning that's very much like my summer cleaning, but in the spring time.
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05-23-2022 19:54
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You survived the winter of death. Let’s see how you do in the summer of starvation.
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