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   messageicon My teacher told me "i think you have trouble comprehending words, so I said to her "i don't even know what that means"
←Rate | 02-22-2023 15:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw this kid dressed as Dracula so I played along and stabbed him with a wooden stake, his mom was not happy
←Rate | 10-31-2022 23:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad always told me "Theres 4 kinds of people, Those who can count and those who cant"
←Rate | 10-26-2022 23:15 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do asians do when they have Erections? Vote
←Rate | 10-16-2022 18:29 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of people in this world, those who finish a joke and those that
←Rate | 09-29-2022 12:17 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personally I am happily married, unfortunately my wife is not
←Rate | 08-11-2022 02:25 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being Faithful... My wife on the other hand, has a sister I wouldn't mind, if ya know what I mean
←Rate | 08-06-2022 11:06 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My last relationship ended cause he wanted a long distance relationship, well he told me to go to hell
←Rate | 07-06-2022 00:21 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those wondering if walls work, they do, I went to china, didnt see one Mexican
←Rate | 06-20-2022 02:34 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon it technicallly underwear if its all you are wearing?
←Rate | 06-13-2022 21:04 by Luka Comments (0)  



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