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   messageicon this new "space force" we're going to have....will basic training include making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
←Rate | 06-20-2018 03:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is talking about the royal wedding but life isn't a game of thrones
←Rate | 05-18-2018 20:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember moms, if you smell burnt toast you're not having a stroke...its the kids trying to make breakfast
←Rate | 05-12-2018 20:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving the recent plane accident, I bet now Mitt Romney realizes why the plane windows stay closed
←Rate | 04-23-2018 06:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
←Rate | 04-17-2018 13:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "don't put all your eggs in one basket" .....good thing we use store bags
←Rate | 03-31-2018 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the Nicoderm patch on my exhaust pipe & it still smokes. I don't think those work as good as they claim
←Rate | 03-15-2018 08:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pi day & hump day....it must be "Jason Biggs day"
←Rate | 03-14-2018 08:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the brown delivery truck is UPS,why doesnt FEDEX change their name to DOWNS since they are their opposing company?
←Rate | 03-13-2018 05:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet now Martin Shkreli wish he had that anti-parasite medicine
←Rate | 03-12-2018 07:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like WcDonald's....I prefer Mendy's
←Rate | 03-09-2018 03:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I pay Netflix each month & choose to watch Star Trek, am I paying a DATA plan?
←Rate | 03-06-2018 23:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see house flies in the house...horse flies near horses...so why do I never see dragon flies on episodes of Game of Thrones?
←Rate | 02-18-2018 19:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon idk why the amazon CEO doesn't cal l himself the "Amazon Prime Minister"
←Rate | 02-06-2018 19:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of the super bowl, whenever I go to poop today, i'll refer to it as "taking the browns to the super bowl"
←Rate | 02-04-2018 13:44 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon when idiots do the "Tide pod challenge" & a friend records it, are they POD casting?
←Rate | 01-24-2018 00:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon those people in the office with the rolling cart full of everyone's mail....they really push the envelope
←Rate | 11-14-2017 20:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon since twitter doubled the length of tweets, does that mean now I double the name? I'm gonna go post a tweet tweet
←Rate | 11-08-2017 23:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this is a good time to buy the Halloween candy. it makes great stocking stuffers
←Rate | 11-03-2017 18:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Harvey Weinstein & Bill Cosby sit around swapping stories
←Rate | 10-12-2017 07:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  

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