Funny Status Messages

   Those who dismiss progressive rock as being pretentious are most likely part of the crowd that only knows 3 chords.

   Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive. He'll only accept a WhatsApp doc.

   There are people who think the moon landings were staged, the holocaust never happened and the earth is flat. Yet they hang on every word on the message found inside a fortune cookie.

   Somethings in life I’ll never understand, like how there could be a group on Facebook called Facebookers Anonymous, thats like walking into an open bar where their holding an AA meeting.

   While you're cheering for your favorite NFL team in a publicly funded stadium, how about publicly funding some disadvantaged child's school lunch?

   Whatever you got to do today, do it with the confidence of a 4yr old in a Batman cape.

   I need to stop talking to myself. I'm a bad influence.

   Procrastination really is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

   Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?

   If you see me talking to myself, don't judge us. We're trying to talk ourselves out of doing something stupid.