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   messageicon Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes Jimmy Football was more like Billy Mays-DEAD!
←Rate | 11-15-2009 21:07 by Pineapple Comments (0)  


   messageicon not only is band not a sport, it's just stupid. honestly. I want to watch football not freaks dressed up in some of the gayest costumes ever prance around the field
←Rate | 12-15-2009 23:18 by joe fool Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football
←Rate | 12-21-2009 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and dribble a football.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..
←Rate | 01-01-2010 08:33 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon has decided that TVs are only made for two things, football and porn. Both are actually very different, one is were sweaty men pile on top of each other and the other one is just football.
←Rate | 01-16-2010 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..
←Rate | 01-17-2010 18:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football
←Rate | 01-30-2010 10:42 by Kee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on e-bay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Saints Football Team"....
←Rate | 02-06-2010 13:11 by gwhillguy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You do know that COLTS stand for Count On Loosing The Superbowl!!
←Rate | 02-07-2010 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 11:36 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"
←Rate | 02-08-2010 18:29 by dane Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 19:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:09 by DOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 15:20 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon There should be one trained bear on each side for special teams plays in football
←Rate | 02-23-2010 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the city of Pittsburgh is proud that Ben Roethlisberger has the same number of superbowl wins as he does rape accusations?!
←Rate | 03-11-2010 19:12 by Curtis K Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public :-)
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:55 by Sumeet Chandok- Facebook Comments (0)  


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