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   messageicon looks like Bin Laden's episode of Cribs didn't go that well
←Rate | 05-03-2011 18:04 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the guy at subway put the potato chips on my sandwich without me even asking. either he's stoned or he knows that I am
←Rate | 10-07-2010 12:55 by levon Comments (1)  


   messageicon i suppose those highway signs that read "Speed enforced by aircraft" has a more serious meaning in Iraq.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:13 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon People You May Know = I know none of these people.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 14:14 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon bit another finger trying to eat way too many french fries at once
←Rate | 09-09-2010 02:01 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon shouldn't the DMV have a drive thru?
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:09 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating fiber and smoking weed.... just for sh*ts and giggles
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:58 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon they should change the name of Rock Band to 'Drunken Family karaoke Failure'
←Rate | 12-27-2010 17:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to go barefoot, because i'm always thinking outside the socks
←Rate | 08-12-2010 16:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now over to world news: Good evening, the UN declared that they will be sending relief aid to Haiti in hopes that the victims of the...Oh..hang on.. this just coming in on the news wire..Lindsay Lohan was taken into custody today for probation violation..
←Rate | 07-20-2010 17:51 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear science, thanks for all your contributions lately, but is there a chance we can get some windshield wiper fluid infused birds anytime soon? Thanks:)
←Rate | 07-22-2010 13:10 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zipper vs. Penis .... Who ya got??
←Rate | 08-19-2010 11:05 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the chick on my GPS told me she wants to see other cars
←Rate | 10-04-2010 15:28 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe they should make a game for your phone where you can shoot women into the air with a slingshot and try to destroy everything men say and call it ANGRY B*TCHES
←Rate | 08-25-2011 17:36 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's no "I" in gang bang
←Rate | 06-23-2010 08:33 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon can anyone tell me where that McDonald's is?.. ya know, the one in that commercial where you can drive thru 4 times in a row with your baby while no one else waiting in line.. AND get a free egg McMuffin and coffee?
←Rate | 10-31-2010 22:52 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Year's eve practice tonight
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:22 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon when your hand gets stuck trying to reach the Pringles in that friggin' tube - STOP EATING THEM!!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 13:17 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon just made cranberry sauce vodka shots
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:28 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon couldn't use my Shakeweight today... it had a headache
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:52 by levon Comments (0)  




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