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   messageicon What's all this fuss about gay rights? I'm pretty sure there are a lot more gay lefts out there...
←Rate | 10-15-2018 13:51 by troy Comments (2)  


   messageicon I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car
←Rate | 02-01-2018 13:52 by troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?
←Rate | 02-01-2018 13:51 by troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice too
←Rate | 02-01-2018 13:50 by troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight Saving Time this weekend but try not to lose any sleep over it
←Rate | 03-11-2011 20:00 by Troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks some people should not be allowed to drive, reproduce, or breathe........and especially not all at the same time
←Rate | 12-26-2010 21:27 by Troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4
←Rate | 10-01-2010 22:20 by Troy Comments (1)  


   messageicon how come every time I change my password it still shows up as the same 8 stars in a row ******** ?
←Rate | 09-16-2010 20:36 by Troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if night-time funeral processions drive with their lights off or what?
←Rate | 09-09-2010 20:54 by Troy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just changed my profile date of birth and was really loving all the attention until my mom wished me a Happy Birthday. My own mother didn't even know my real birthday is not until April.
←Rate | 09-09-2010 18:18 by Troy Comments (0)  



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