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   messageicon Some people choose to be victims in life because it's a lot easier than being a winner.
←Rate | 06-06-2018 15:33 by pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't recommend hanging up mistletoe at the office this year.
←Rate | 12-01-2017 17:46 by pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon [at restaurant] Wife: I'm having an affair. Husband: *handing menu back to waiter* I'll have the affair as well.
←Rate | 07-20-2017 20:32 by Pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon OJ said he has lived a conflict free life. Unless, he thinks you are or our have his property. Then watch out. Things get crazy.
←Rate | 07-20-2017 20:10 by Pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
←Rate | 07-14-2017 18:58 by Pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever has voodoo doll of me, please have me clean the house and then recline me on the couch.
←Rate | 05-31-2017 18:08 by Pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now you got me asking myself? Why does Disco Music give me Night Fever and the Heebie Bee Gees Bees?
←Rate | 05-25-2017 22:35 by Pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
←Rate | 05-25-2017 18:12 by Pj Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hang out with people you want holding your hand when your heart stops.
←Rate | 05-25-2017 18:08 by Pj Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll be doing book signings today at Barnes & Noble until they kick me out for writing in random books.
←Rate | 05-24-2017 16:54 by pj Comments (0)  



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