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   messageicon Wondering, what are the aliens on the dark side of the moon doing? Seeing the sun for the first time?
←Rate | 04-08-2024 14:16 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why didn’t we use the Seattle Space Needle to take down the Chinese balloon?
←Rate | 02-06-2023 18:52 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife asked me the other day if I had seen the dog bowl. I replied, I didn’t know he did that.
←Rate | 08-27-2022 15:36 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my wife she has to embrace her mistakes. So she hugged me.
←Rate | 08-27-2022 15:35 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon When tyranny becomes law rebellion becomes duty
←Rate | 02-06-2022 12:52 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deep thoughts by Johnny Quarantine. Minnesota votes to disband police department and go with a community-based public safety program. I’m assuming this community-based public safety program will be comprised of police officers who recently lost their jo
←Rate | 06-09-2020 04:48 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home quarantine going great so far but not sure what day it is or what hour it is and I’m not really sure where I parked.
←Rate | 03-24-2020 20:24 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to start a Go Fund Me account to sponsor any Coronavirus infectious people to pay them to go hug a politician
←Rate | 03-11-2020 11:18 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do not want to get the Coronavirus that’s why I switched to Modelo
←Rate | 03-01-2020 13:20 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know I’m getting old when playing the stock market is more fun than playing a video game
←Rate | 02-06-2020 11:41 by Otis Comments (0)  



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