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   messageicon Last year for Halloween me and my mate were meant to go trick or treating as a pair of breasts. He didn't turn up and I went by myself. I looked like a right tit.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 17:05 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon People think the pile of bodies outside my door is a Halloween decoration, it isn't. I've plugged the doorbell into the mains.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 17:03 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Halloween I'm going to wear a pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town centre.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 17:01 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing on facebook is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded
←Rate | 06-24-2011 07:28 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can always tell if there's a police car in our area... Everyone in our street flushes their toilets at the same time!
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:01 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can't talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
←Rate | 06-12-2011 21:40 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to your parents, because your dad could have shot you into a tissue or your mum could have swallowed you.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 12:10 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brand new scientifically proven weight loss lipstick... Superglue
←Rate | 06-02-2011 17:19 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon and they have been telling me for years, salad was good for me, well f'ck that i'm sticking to chips.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 17:14 by miz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just finished writing an epic new film series about dyslexic vampires. It's called the Twiglet Saga.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 13:34 by miz Comments (0)  



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