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   messageicon If anybody is interested in a job where you sit and drink beer, 3 hours a day, 2 days a week, for $8000 a week, contact me. We can look together.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 19:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be selfish with your prayers.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 11:10 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that when somebody says "10 years ago", thinks about 90's instead of 2002?
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:51 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admit it, When your were little and you swallowed a fruit seed you were scared to death a tree was going to grow in your tummy.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:35 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon go into a crowded room, shout, "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?" whoever turns around and answers is a bad person.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 02:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can just imagine a conversation between Mike Jones and an owl...
←Rate | 01-19-2012 06:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3am text message "Hey are you asleep?" No I'm scuba diving, what the hell do you want?
←Rate | 01-19-2012 06:19 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You actually have friends?" ... "Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"
←Rate | 01-19-2012 06:15 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to photoshop my life Touch up the edges, adjust the tones,blur out the background, focus on me, and crop people out...
←Rate | 01-19-2012 06:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I tell em " would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari?
←Rate | 01-14-2012 07:49 by g0re Comments (0)  



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