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   messageicon I ain't voting for Monica Lewinskys ex-boyfriends wife.
←Rate | 10-27-2014 22:56 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon Everytime I see someone wearing camo, I run right into them. The I apologize profusely, claiming that I "didn't see them"
←Rate | 10-17-2014 04:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My pet rock didn't wake up this this morning....gonna have to bury it.
←Rate | 08-23-2014 04:27 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
←Rate | 08-02-2014 08:20 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:22 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET.
←Rate | 12-30-2013 06:53 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is great, but.....HAVE YOU EVER HAD STUFFED CRUST PIZZA?!?!
←Rate | 12-20-2013 13:29 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got home and found all the doors and windows open everything gone! What kind of person does that to someones Advent calender?
←Rate | 12-14-2013 03:56 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over....yep she needs a walker!
←Rate | 11-18-2013 17:50 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon When wearing a baseball cap a BRO may position the brim at either 12 or 6 oclock. All other positions are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 02:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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