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   messageicon I finally finished reading “Great Expectations “ . It wasn’t all I hoped for.
←Rate | 06-06-2019 20:33 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cardi B is a former stripper. Prime example of why the expression “Don’t quit your day job” was created.
←Rate | 05-26-2019 01:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can’t wait for the day when all the DJ Khaled fans turn 30 years old. Music today absolutely blows and he’s the leader. Just because you can push a button and yell a random phrase like “go n get it” does not make you an artist.
←Rate | 05-19-2019 00:36 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spoiler Alert: Penny strangles Sheldon to death on the last episode of The Big Bang Theory.
←Rate | 05-16-2019 22:03 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time. Can someone please explain why we let THAT happen?
←Rate | 05-11-2019 22:54 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon RIP Chewbacca aka Peter Mayhew. I’d like to say a few words if I may. RAAARAWWARARWAAAR.
←Rate | 05-02-2019 19:50 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say “the early bird gets the worm.” But everyone freaks out when I drink tequila at 8am
←Rate | 02-08-2019 14:35 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon Looking back on all the crap I learned in school.... I’d say cursive writing is probably the least used skill ever taught.
←Rate | 12-23-2018 01:05 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Yoda from Star Wars last name was “Layeehoo”.
←Rate | 09-17-2018 17:35 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refused to buy my 6 year old nephew a Barbie doll for his birthday because I believe that Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations. There is no way you could rip a woman’s head off that easily.
←Rate | 08-30-2018 16:54 by Cicci Comments (0)  



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