abbybaby34 Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]
«Previous
1

Search results for status messages containing 'abbybaby34': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 9

   messageicon Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."
←Rate | 06-20-2011 09:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!
←Rate | 06-16-2011 18:35 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:24 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:23 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:23 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:22 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to win an argument is to play dead.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:21 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:03 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 09:29 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whose idea was it to "be an adult?"
←Rate | 05-31-2011 09:29 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left