Zinc Funny Status Messages

   it true atheist children lie down and make snow corpses

   Advice for those people who want to discuss politics tomorrow at the dinner table... Just don't

   My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1985.

   If you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

   Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.

   Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending - Jennifer Lopez

   I overheard that ABC is not cancelling Roseanne but is seamlessly going to replace Roseanne with Danny Devito

   Do jews celebrate labor day or do they gotta be different like usual

   After today there will be two kinds of people in this world: people who saw the eclipse, and people I want to talk to at parties @cbquist

   What is the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo.