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   messageicon How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
←Rate | 06-24-2017 18:21 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  


   messageicon You all have heard of Murphy's Law right?.....It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong....But have you heard of Cole's Law?...It's shredded cabbage.
←Rate | 03-09-2017 18:18 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?..........Mark Sanchez
←Rate | 09-03-2016 18:48 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon The night before the 1st day of school is just like Christmas Eve for parents
←Rate | 08-12-2016 16:39 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is an American Olympic diver named "Steele Johnson". He could have a great job in adult films with that name...
←Rate | 08-09-2016 18:01 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"
←Rate | 07-19-2016 20:15 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
←Rate | 06-14-2016 19:02 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fact that there is a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven" says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers...
←Rate | 05-15-2016 09:39 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife looks super hot without glasses. That’s why I stopped wearing them.
←Rate | 03-05-2016 18:56 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a desperate attempt to get the Republican nomination and to show he would be Hillary's best foe, Dr. Ben Carson changes his last name to Gazi
←Rate | 01-18-2016 00:42 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Called AA by mistake. Those drunks can't change a tire for sh*t.
←Rate | 05-31-2015 10:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip: Always tell anyone who calls you that your phone is about to die. This way they get straight to the point and won't waste your time.
←Rate | 05-23-2015 20:42 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure hope someone in the stands knows how to do the Heimlich maneuver today in Dallas because there are going to be a lot of Cowboys choking
←Rate | 01-04-2015 16:08 by Uncle Bubba Comments (3)  


   messageicon Think we could get the North Korean hackers to end "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"?
←Rate | 12-18-2014 05:31 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 05:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  


   messageicon IS + Ebola = Problem Solved
←Rate | 10-15-2014 05:18 by Uncle Bubba Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think Taylor Swift's song "Shake It Off" is a great potty training tool for boys
←Rate | 09-24-2014 18:24 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of God"
←Rate | 05-03-2014 15:02 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon How great would it be if Justin Bieber and all of the Kardashians started flying on Malaysian Airlines?
←Rate | 03-18-2014 07:40 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


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