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   messageicon i just hate it when I buy a loaf of bread with an odd number of slices. That last slice always seems to get neglected.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 02:07 by shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wanted a good job and to drive fancy cars... finally I am a valet.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 01:16 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the Cowboys are "America's Team," we might as well just learn to like soccer.
←Rate | 11-08-2010 00:11 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon born at a very young age.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 21:05 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tuned into the Miss Universe Pageant hoping to see Miss Jupiter, but it turns out only Earth entered the competition.
←Rate | 08-24-2010 17:34 by Shamus Comments (1)  


   messageicon Following a successful off-season surgery, Favre appears ready to return for his 20th NFL season.... lobotomies must heal fairly quickly.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 12:40 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Following a successful off-season surgery, Favre appears ready to return for his 20th NFL season.... lobotomies must heal fairly quickly.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 12:39 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. Mr. Steinbrenner... I never really "hated" your Yankees, just wish you would have bought the Braves!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 11:08 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Onomatopoeias are one thing, but then there are words that look like what they are... like bed.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 17:36 by Shamus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breakfast was going well until that creepy new Tiger Woods commercial with his late father's voice came on... now I'm just playing with my oatmeal.
←Rate | 04-08-2010 17:21 by Shamus Comments (0)  



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