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   messageicon Got a note from Santa, said I was in the record books for being on his naughtly list for more than 40 consecutive years......... I guess he didn't appreciate my wish list as I got a return to sender with a LMAO attached......
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:23 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son told me last night if I watched one more episode of Glee he was pulling my "Man" card!! I said whats a "Man" card? He says, something that you no longer have.... Kids these days,,,,,,,
←Rate | 10-18-2011 06:05 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had a great past weekend at Myrtle Beach with my girlfriend. She only caught me looking twice at women on the beach... The bruises are almost gone....!!!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 07:08 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love spring but I'm not too keen on the pollen that comes along with it. Sneeze, sniff, sneeze, ...... I buy enough sudafed where the feds have me on their Meth lab watch list...... :D You think they would park their van a little bit farther down ...
←Rate | 03-23-2011 20:53 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The front desk had an add on the TV that said just call them with any request to make your stay more enjoyable. So I did, jeez they didn't have to get so upset..
←Rate | 03-09-2011 17:41 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I just hit the wrong button on the TV remote at the hotel. Its one of those 9.99 dollar PPV with some really talented ladies. Hmmm, My boss won't believe I did it by accident. Oh well, might as well at least get my monies worth...
←Rate | 03-08-2011 21:17 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hangover in progress.....please do not disturb. I think I have the >>wine flu this morning..............
←Rate | 02-26-2011 09:11 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry folks, Have to RUN, my parole office is knocking on my apartment door..........
←Rate | 02-12-2011 09:59 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those men who don't pee in the shower, I SALUTE you!!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:21 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wakeup song this morning was Strokin IT by Clarence Carter!!!! Must have been all that wishful dreaming last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:20 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  



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