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   messageicon I'm a cat and when I smoke pot I gain the ability to type for 60 secmeow meow meow.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 10:30 by nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 08:32 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Tupac is alive and we are all holograms?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 14:14 by nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole weak...
←Rate | 03-03-2012 09:01 by nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon a good driver discount, a good student discount. what about a watching an anoying lizard in a stupid comercial discount?
←Rate | 01-15-2012 23:55 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 23:52 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon "And the flowers are still standing!"
←Rate | 01-15-2012 11:32 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon lol @ "If he pauses his game to text you back, marry him".. We never pause it, we're just waiting to respawn.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 00:28 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon God may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding..,.God thinks you suck also.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 18:24 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like, likeing the quotes everybody hates:)
←Rate | 10-21-2011 20:56 by nick Comments (0)  



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