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X says Ps4 $399 xbox $499 ....... I think I hear Microsofts sobs from here.

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X is The Mayans were so incorrect that... Obama just won their electoral votes.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-22-2012 17:39 by mustangdru Comments (0)

X is I'm glad the real referees are back... my fantasy ref team has really suffered.

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X is Why take Davy Jones?? Peter Tork would have been a much better Monkee choice.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-29-2012 19:15 by Mustangdru Comments (1)

X is If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that's fat, ugly and stupid.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-23-2011 18:39 by Mustangdru Comments (0)

X is How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

<--Rate | Submitted: 10-25-2011 21:10 by mustangdru Comments (0)

X is Terrell Owens held a work out for NFL teams today,was televised by ESPN &the NFL Network.problem was no NFL teams actually showed.Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico is videotaping himself playing football.How much you w

<--Rate | Submitted: 10-25-2011 21:08 by mustangdru Comments (0)

X is if I was any more fun I'd be boobs and bubble wrap

<--Rate | Submitted: 10-14-2011 17:04 by mustangdru Comments (0)

X is FB isnt the place to tell everyone your life blows..... everyone knows it the place where you pretend your life is awesome!

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-30-2011 15:42 by mustangdru Comments (0)

X is From now on when some one places a depressing FB status we should all just like it. I'm sad.. my life sucks..FML.. no one loves me.. LIKE That way they get the attention they want and maybe just maybe will get the idea that FB isnt the place to tell ever

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-30-2011 15:41 by mustangdru Comments (0)

X is They say, "You are what you eat" ... The thing is, I don't remember eating a sexy b!tch.... oh wait a minute. Scratch that....

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-23-2011 02:59 by MustangDru Comments (0)

X is This really ugly girl asked me earlier... if I thought she was attractive. I didnt want to be mean and I also didnt want to lie. So I thought for a second and told her I thought she was "Wal-Mart Sexy".

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-15-2011 20:15 by mustangdru Comments (1)

X Just saw Transformers.... Greatest Transformer movie ever. I thought the lack of any actual Transformers was a bit odd, but Jim Carrey was hilarious & those penguins were adorable!

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X is jamming out to my Best of Rebecca Black Collection.

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X is looking forward to the Lunar Eclipse tonight. I considered having a viewing party and inviting all the witches I know. But then I realized having all my ex's in the same location is probably not a good idea.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-20-2010 11:04 by mustangdru Comments (0)